iDon’tWantToBeHere - Teleports you anywhere else.
iDidn’tKnowSheWasYourSister- Self Explanatory.
iDidn’tKnowSheWasYourMother - Also Self Explanatory.
iDidn’tKnowSheWasMyCousin - Still Self Explanatory.
iTappedThat - A “Little Black Book” With names you want, but can’t have.
iWinning - “WINNING.”
iNeedABeer - Self Explanatory.
iTaser - For all those times you and your friend are bored.
iBong - ALSO for when you are bored.
iPipe - ALSO for boredom.
iNeedARideHome - When you KNOW you’re too drunk to drive.
iThinkI’mDrunk - When you DON’T know you’re too drunk to drive, Breathalyzer.
iDidn’tDoIt - Siri presents herself as an eye witness at your hearing, says you’re innocent.
iThermometer - Put your iPhone in some water and find out the temperature! It’s Majic!

